Latest GIG news for 2008

Here it is, for all the people who missed us at the TT, The list of our shows on the Isle of Man for 2008   Please try not to miss them as they will be very special with tons of new stunts.

 

Thursday 9^th  July 2008

 Ramsey Show. On the carpark next to the insane BMX ramps, You know it will get crazy.  Plenty of crashing and not crashing.

Sunday 3^rd August 2008

 Purple Helmets at the Peel Carnival, Its a good day out for all the family, they say.

 

World famous Purple Helmets set to appear at the Dirt Bike Show Stoneleigh Coventry, 13-16 Nov 2008

 

Further details to follow shortly, keep looking back here or go to  www.dirtbikeshow.co.uk/

 

The Purple Helmets live on the Isle of Man in ‘Castle Wintop’ near to Injebreck, in West Baldwin.They sleep together in a large round bed and mostly eat twigs and leaves that they collect from local plantations. During still autumn nights they can often be heard singing each other to sleep and the orange glow from their peat fire can be seen from many miles away. None of the Purple Helmets go by their real names; they all have stage names to protect their identities from both women and dentists. Because they live on the edge of a reservoir the Purple Helmets are great swimmers, two of whom swam for the North West of England under 12's and the whole team have their brown life saving medallions.

 

 

 

 

 

There is no leader of the Purple Helmets, they have instead a form of democracy called “Clinglip”, whereby hot stones are placed on their heads and whoever lasts the longest is allowed to make the decision. If one is lucky enough to examine the top of one of their heads when their helmets are off you will see the rotten scorch marks. These marks have never been photographed. The Purple Helmets love Italian food, seafood paella with skunk is their favourite. They will drink almost anything alcoholic and once got drunk on stale sherbet lemons and cheese cake brandy. Only eight of the Purple Helmets have been in prison, mostly for cruelty offences or poaching geese. There is a wi-fi connection at ‘Castle Wintop’.